Winter Life in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan
The Diary of a Snow Shoveler
in the UP
We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow covering every inch of the landscape.
What a fantastic sight!
Can there be a more lovely place in the Whole World?
Moving here was the best idea I've ever had.
Shoveled for the first time in years and felt like a boy again.
I did both our driveway and the sidewalks.
The snowplow came along and covered up the sidewalks, closed in the driveway, I got to shovel again.
What a perfect life.
The sun has melted all our lovely snow.
Such a disappointment.
My new neighbor Bob tells me not to worry, we'll definitely have a white Christmas.
No snow on Christmas would be awful!
Bob says we'll have so much snow by the end of winter, that I'll never want to see snow again.
I don't think that's possible.
Bob is such a nice man,
I'm glad he's our neighbor.
Snow lovely snow! 8" last night.
The temperature dropped to -20.
The cold makes everything sparkle so.
The wind took my breath away, but I warmed up by shoveling the driveway and sidewalks.
This is the life!
I didn't realize I would have to do quite this much shoveling, but I'll certainly get back in shape this way.
20 inches forecast.
Sold my van and bought a 4x4 Blazer.
Bought snow tires for the wife's car and 2 extra shovels.
Stocked the freezer.
I think that's silly.
We aren't in Alaska, after all.
This is the just the UP.
Ice storm this morning.
Fell on my butt on the ice in the driveway putting down salt. Hurt like heck.
The wife laughed , which I think was very cruel.
Still way below freezing.
Roads are too icy to go anywhere.
I had to pile the blankets on to stay warm.
Nothing to do but stare at the wife and try not to irritate her.
Guess I should've bought a wood stove, but won't admit it to her.
God I hate it when she's right.
I can't believe I'm freezing to death in my own living room.
Electricity's back on, but had another 14" of the white stuff last night.
More shoveling. Took all day.
Darn snowplow came by twice.
I think they're lying.
Called the Coop store to see about buying a snow blower and they're all out.
Might have another shipment in March.
I think they're lying.
Bob was right about a white Christmas because 13 more inches of the white crap fell today, and it's so cold it probably won't melt till August.
Took me 45 minutes to get all dressed up to go out to shovel. Tried to hire Bob who has a plow on his truck for the rest of the winter; but he says he's just too busy. I think the jerk is lying.
Only 2" of snow today. And it warmed up to 0.
The wife wanted me to decorate the front of the house this morning. What is she nuts!!!
Why didn't she tell me to do that a month ago? She says she did
but I think she's lying.
6". Snow packed so hard by snowplow, I broke the shovel. Thought I was having a heart attack.
If I ever catch the man who drives that snowplow I'll drag him through the snow by his nose and beat him with my broken shovel.
I know he hides around the corner and waits for me to finish shoveling and then he comes down the street at 100 miles an hour and throws snow all over where I've just been!
Merry -bleeping- Christmas! 20 more inches of the slop tonight. Snowed in.
The idea of shoveling makes my blood boil.
I hate the snow!
. The wife says I have a bad attitude.
I think she's a idiot.
Still snowed in. Why the heck did I ever move here?
It was all HER idea.
She's really getting on my nerves.
Temperature dropped to -30 and the pipes froze, plumber came after 14 hours of waiting for him
Warmed up to above -20. Still snowed in. THE WITCH is driving me crazy!!!
10 more inches. Bob says I have to shovel the roof or it could cave in.
That's the silliest thing I ever heard.
How dumb does he think I am?
Roof caved in.
I beat up the snow plow driver he is suing me
The wife went home to her mothers. 9" predicted.
I set fire to what's left of the house. No more shoveling.
In the hospital. just love those little white pills they keep giving me.
Why am I tied to the bed?